Two older people in motorbility scooters

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Two older people in motorbility scooters

Post  livesinsale on Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:47 pm

Lovely older people (one man one woman) in motorbility scooters usually found in Sale's cafe's

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two old people on mobility scooters - AKA Uris & Dappy

Post  simonandjoseph on Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:38 pm

Lovely they may be - but they have been the catalyst for the economic downturn in sale moors food and leisure industry for years... trio's café? yep they caused this to close, and others. the female of the pair (the one who doesn't foam at the mouth is called Iris... she is 109 years old and badly stooped over her scooter - she wears a hat stolen from jamiroquoi front man JK and has such bad parkinsons she shows up on richter. her most charming attribute is her sent... something between piss and ..er ...urine, consequently we  have named her uris. The male just looks like Dappy will in 2089 when they attack they literally hang around the tills of each shop and fart or piss themselves causing the customers to leave. worst when you have a hangover and try eat a breakfast in café Moorish. you see the scooters arrive and the trembling bobble hats - you may as well throw up there and then....

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